Rich Phillips' World-Famous Top Five Hot Women of the
Question: What happens when only one person in a company has
access to their website? Furthermore, what would happen if that person asked a few
times for the other person's input for a page titled "Rich's Top 5" and has not
Answer: Below is Rich's Top 5 List of hot women (as selected by
the webmaster), in no particular order.
Star of TV's "What's Happenin" as sexy Rob's Place waitress
"Shirl". Rumor has it that Rich spent several years of his childhood
decorating his bedroom with Shirley Memorabilia and, for quite some time, insisted on his
friends calling him by his new name "Rerun".
And then there's MAUDE. Yes, it's a well-known fact that this Maude and
Golden Girls hottie gets Rich all aflutter. We think it's that low, sultry voice and
the casket...oops, I meant bedroom...eyes.
Rich likes a woman of power. Enter Janet Reno.
Numbers 2 & 1:
Star of Wilson Phillips and the short lived "Carnie" talk show!
It's a well-know fact that Rich went into a deep depression when Carnie was
cancelled; emerging from his room only to walk out his front door, stand on the porch and
shout "Carnie...Carnie..." into the night like a boy shouting for his lost dog.
If you're ever in Frenchtown, NJ late at night, roll down your window and listen.
If the wind is blowing right, you just may hear that lonely love-call