Mow the Dog - Links & Other Funky Junk
This page is currently under construction,
with new sites being added as we happen to stumble across them. If you have a site
you would like to be added to this page, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to
firstname.lastname@example.org ...the Management
- BERT IS EVIL
Bert, of Sesame Street fame, is caught in several uncompromising positions
in this hilarious site that determines the root of all evil is Bert. (I would have
guess it was Bert Convy, but what the hell do I know)
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|Some of our Favorite Links:
||Unofficial home of WNEW's Opie
and Anthony. There's some really odd stuff in here, so beware, kiddies.
|The SPAM Haiku Archive
||Now this is really something.
Over 14,000 SPAM-KUs about that mysterious lunch meat. Includes my current
favorite: "Bombing foes with SPAM | The Geneva Convention | Strictly forbits it"
You can even submit your own SPAM Haiku
Websites & Businesses in Central NJ
|Hunterdon County Home Page
||News and Local Business
Information from Hunterdon County, NJ
||Central New Jersey's Region
OnLine Site. We're listed here under Arts Affiliates/ Design Arts...but that's not
the only reason to go there, it's just the best I could come up with.
that Make You Say, "Why?"
||Yes, everyone on the planet needs
their own home page. Even Wink Martindale. I think everyone should take him up
on his offer to "Ask Wink". Here's my question (no response to date)-"Wink, I'm a big fan of your song The Blind
Man in the Bleachers. Could I suggest a follow-up comeback hit for
you...something along the lines of Mute Guy in the Glee Club, or One-Legged
Dude in a Three-Legged Sack Race. They're sure to be hits. Thanks for
your thoughtful consideration.
|The Chia Head Page
||No, we're not kidding. It's
a site about Chia Pets. Who knew they had so many? I've ordered hundreds for
Christmas gifts for the family
Elvis Jr. Page
||Here's a guy who really believes
he's the illegitimate first-born son of Elvis. No, not that fem skater from
Canada...the King. Good news - in June, he'll be at Jordan's Diner in Syracuse, NY!
See, you can make a career out of impersonation. By the way, have I mentioned
that I am Nipsey Russel Junior?
||Not only can you join the SPAM
fan club, but you can select choice gifts from the SPAM Gift Catalog. "Thanks
Mom, for my SPAM-scented after shave and lip balm"
|Fabio Ate My Balls
||We have no explanation for this
site...none at all. Go see for yourself (no, it's not pornographic - just bizarre)
|People with Toasters
||Yes, that's right - I said
TOASTERS. This page is loaded with pictures of people and their TOASTERS. Why?
I have no freaking clue...but it made me laugh.