Mow the Dog presents Cowboy Bob's Rodeo O' Fun
Hemphill really was a fine actress"
Cowboy Bob, friend of studio...not really a cowboy, 1999
OK, so you may be thinking to yourself: "Self...what does this Cowboy stuff have
to do with Mow the Dog?" Well, the answer is, absolutely nothing...the demented
person who makes this junk up just thought it was a pretty funny picture. Anyway,
"Cowboy" Bob, aka Bob K, is one of those people who has far too much free time
on his hands. While he's not sitting in a pile of salty snack foods and sucking down
gallons of cheap beer, Bob scours the world, gathering goofy sounds and embarrassing clips
from celebrities for our enjoyment. Sure, it may not be the best use of valuable
time, but would you rather have him out on the highway???
Entry #3 - October,
The World's Most Versatile Word! (wav file ~300k)
A true classic clip...an enlightening, educational look into one of the most
popular words in the English language. So, without further ado...make sure you cover
the kid's ears, lower the volume so your boss can't hear, and get ready for some fun.
Now go click the f*#kin' link.
Entry #2 - November 29, 1999:
The Lost Linda McCartney Tapes (wav file ~1.2m)
All we can say about this is "Wow". It may take a while to
download, but once you've got it..it's a keeper. This is the actual board recording
from a Paul McCartney concert where the engineer isolated Linda's shrill backing vocals
and meandering tambourine work. You won't believe your ears!!!
Entry #1 - October 22, 1999:
The Amiable Earl Weaver (mp3 audio clip, ~800k)
Uh oh, kiddies...look out. Earl Weaver, ex-manager and special guest during
this Baltimore Oriole's Pre-game show was a bit miffed at the line of questions coming
from the show's host and was all too happy to tell him so. Listen carefully, as Earl
shows his supreme command of the four letter words currently available in the English
language. If you're offended by offensive language...stay away, for corn's sake.